Denver The Buell Theatre 2011 schedule

The Buell Theatre in Denver always has a great line-up of entertainment for it's patrons.

Coming up in the 2011 Buell Theatre schedule are the following shows:

August 30 - September 10
Les Miserables







October 1
Kathy Griffin








October 4 - October 16
Hair







October 20
Straight No Chaser







November 2 - December 4
Lion King








December 13 - January 1 (2012)
West Side Story

Proter & Gamble Hall Beauty and the Beast tickets

Disney's Beauty and the Beast is gracing the Procter and Gamble Hall (formerly the Aronoff Center) stage from September 27 through October 9, 2011.

The stage performance of Disney's Beauty and the Beast is based on the Academy Award winning animated film from 1991. If you are a fan of the animated feature film, you will love the theatre performance. The musical stays true to the movie in most ways. There are a few things that are changed, to make it easier to perform for the stage.

Ticket King has Beauty and the Beast Procter and Gamble Hall tickets for select performances on the run in September and October of this year. Prices for Beauty and the Beast tickets start at $48/ticket in the Balcony sections.

The musical performance of Disney's Beauty and the Beast includes popular songs such as "Be Our Guest," and "Beauty and the Beast," as well as seven new songs that were written for the stage performance.

Contact Ticket King today to buy your Procter and Gamble Hall tickets for Beauty and the Beast. www.TicketKingOnline.com or 1-800-396-7328

Be Our Guest lyrics

Lumiere: Ma chere Mademoiselle,
it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure
that we welcome you tonight.

And now we invite you to relax,
let us pull up a chair
as the dining room proudly
presents - your dinner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we provide the rest

Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff It's delicious!
You don't believe me? Ask the dishes

They can sing They can dance
After all, Miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glass and then
you'll Be our guest
Oui, our guest Be our guest

Lumiere and Chorus:
Beef ragout Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"
Lumiere:
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!

You're alone And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks

Chorus:
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be our guest

Lumiere:
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest!

Lumiere and Chorus:
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

Lumiere:
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

Mrs Potts:
It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert She'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm Piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed

Chorus:
We've got a lot to do!

Mrs Potts:
Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest!

Chorus:
She's our guest!

Mrs Potts:
She's our guest!

Chorus:
She's our guest!

Chorus:
Be our guest Be our gues
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed With your meal With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you We'll keep going
Course by course One by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!

Minneapolis State Theatre Jim Gaffigan tickets

Funnyman Jim Gaffigan will be at the Minneapolis State Theatre for a two-day, three performance tour on October 7th and 8th. Jim Gaffigan is known for humorous take on everyday things and being lazy, such as a skit about Hot Pockets...where he also refers to the microwavable turnover as "diarrhea pockets".

Jim Gaffigan has seven stand-up discs and has small rolls in numerous movies.

State Theatre tickets for Jim Gaffigan will be a hot ticket, so be sure to contact Ticket King today to ensure you get to see what you know will be a great show! www.TicketKingOnline.com or 612-341-4131.

St. Paul Ordway Center 9 to 5: The Musical tickets

The movie in which Dolly Parton had her first screen roll is now a musical: 9 to 5! 9 to 5: The musical tickets are available for the run in St. Paul, Minnesota at the Ordway Center of Performing Arts. The show 9 to 5 will be running from July 12 through July 24th, and Ticket King has your 9 to 5 tickets! Ticket King has 9 to 5 tickets starting at $121 each, for select performances. The lyrics for new songs in the 9 to 5 musical are written by Dolly Parton.

The movie 9 to 5 was a popular hit from 1980, starring Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dabney Coleman. The plot revolves around three working women, who loath their boss, and end up living out the fantasy of getting even with him, in a comical story sure to leave you laughing.

Call Ticket King now to order your 9 to 5 tickets, or order online at www.TicketKingOnline.com!





9 to 5 song lyrics
Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen Pour myself a cup of ambition Yawnin', stretchin', try to come to life Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' Out on the streets the traffic starts jumpin' And folks like me on the job from nine to five

Chorus:

Workin' nine to five
What a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by
It's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind
And they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it

Nine to five, for service and devotion
You would think that I
Would deserve a fair promotion
Want to move ahead
But the boss won't seem to let me
I swear sometimes that man is out to get me
Mmmmm...

They let your dream
Just a' watch 'em shatter
You're just a step
On the boss man's ladder
But you got dreams he'll never take away

In the same boat with a lot of your friends
Waitin' for the day your ship'll come in
And the tide's gonna turn
And it's all gonna roll your way

2nd Chorus:

Workin' nine to five
What a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by
It's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind
And you never get the credit
It's enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it

Nine to five, yeah
They got you where they want you
There's a better life
And you think about it, don't you?
It's a rich man's game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Puttin' money in his wallet

3rd Chorus:

Nine to five
What a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by
It's all takin' and no givin'
They just use you mind
And they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it

Fade:

Nine to five, yeah They got you where they want you There's a better life And you dream about it, don't you? It's a rich man's game No matter what they call it And you spend your life Puttin' money in his wallet